BREAKING NEWS

The Schwartz kids will soon be dropping out of school and packing up our act. After the act is polished and ready for the public (a few weeks of rehearsing in the basement) we will be heading for the Orphium Circuit on Vaudville (it aint dead!). Our protective stage mother will make sure we get booked in the best theaters. I made this decision after realizing I will never have a marketable skill except my personality, and I think the same is true for Remy. (No Offense) But here we go, off into the night with not so much as a word.